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Haddock I think I'm going to use you on the team.
Well I guess you're pretty enough. Okay just.. just give me a moment
Wait what?
To “play” with. Don't all girls want a little Machop to.... Or are you into the nerdy type. I...I don't think I know any Abras.
*face-palm*


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Oh come on... It's... it's not like that.

Do we have to team up with such a drunk.
My dad had a Machamp and said it was powerful.

I don't... I don't need to be one of them what'd call it Ghostbusters


I know how to take my vengeance on those who slight me.


Nausea overwhelming! BAC approaching 100%!
Yeah, how does that even work?

Wait. BAC lowering 95%.... 90%
Oh you're evolving. Good.

A bigger body. Think about how much alcohol I can drink now.
... Or think about how much more you have to drink to get drunk.
...


Okay Haddock we're done for now.
Kay. Got a bottle of whiskey
No... no I do not.

Um... okay you asked for it.


You know me and Haddock together make the stereotypical old guy. Booze and meds!
It would be unwise to mix alcohol and medications so recklessly.
What! Speak up!
I clearly used a ground pokemon to beat you!

Have fun.

I don't blame you. It is dark


Jango how do you fight so effectively
Easy, I just imagine that each of them are you.
You got to chill out.... Not every... not every pokemon gets a trainer that won't play with their pokemon.

No. Jango can fight as much as he wants. As long as I don't get into legal trouble.

Same here.

Excuse me!


Yeah thought so!


But what if other people are also bending twigs, won't that increase your chances of backtracking on a wrong path?

Yes how dare I put logic in your idea


And your best was terrible.

Sure Dorothy now click your heels together three times, and keeping saying that.

Easily.

Yeah, you weren't going to out-muscle a Machoke


Talk to Oak I guess


I know. I can actually catch more than one species of pokemon!

No!


.... Drat. Foiled again
Oh! Oh..... your a lesbian. Sorry don't know any Gard... Gardevoirs either.
You should see some of her fantasies about Gardevoirs.
Jango I forbid you from lying!
In fact she even knew a Gardevoir growing up.\
I hate you!
You... you know... we..we should recreate this for the... for the benefit of all guys. You and a Gardevoir.

Oh thank you sweet release of battle.

yadyam yadyam smetsys kcehc slaever dellortnocnu rewop segrus

For what?

rewop gnisaercni ebyam won sdik lliw yalp htiw em


*gasp* By Arceus so did I!

Start what?


We're are not going any further than that.

Okay?



That's my problem how?

I'm going to assume for your own safety that you meant cute in a platonic sense.

*sigh* Okay, okay just sit down here and take a short break.

Yes how dare I look after the health of another.

Good then maybe next time you'll think before attacking me.


Nice foreshadowing Arceus!

...What?



You'd think with all our fancy technology they'd have a cure for that.


Um... good for you?




That's.... that's great.

If you say it in a less creepy voice, sure.


You asked if I wanted to see them!

That's.... horrible. What about your family?

*Gulp* Miss, I need a grave marker.
Sure hon, what happened?
Well I screwed up. I was more worried about a Geodude exploding and forgot about their ground attacks and I sent out my Arbok, and then the ground attack hit.
Oh I'm sorry, I'm sure your Arbok will forgive you if you have learned your lesson

I'm... I'm sorry Grumbles I.... I screwed up, it wasn't your fault. I should have been less concerned... about the possibility of exploding and more about it's ground attacks. I... I'm sorry about teaching you that attract tm. I should have considered what you wanted over what I thought was funny. I hope you are happy wherever you are. *snerk* Probably swapping stories in an outer-plane retirement home

I don't... I don't know what to say. *sob* I.... I miss you dad. I... I want to believe you're still alive, but I can't. I can't. Mom always tells me there's a chance, but you wouldn't have disappeared for a year unless...*sob* You couldn't come back. Why did you die, I need you... *wail* I miss you so much. It hurts, it really does. I do try to be tough, and I am. But I... I want you back. I want my dad back. *sob*

I don't want to talk about it

Go to Battor

What?

No Gary I don't want to battle.

Gary, please
Go Tweety.
*sigh* Jack I choose you.

Tweety quick attack.
Jack use Spark
eht laog fo yna yot si ot ekam eht reyalp yppah

neve fi m'I nekorb I lliw yrd pu rouy sraet
Go Scramble
Good job Jack, go Red Baron.

Red Baron peck.
Hah! See my skill! Not even super effective attacks will down my pokemon! Leech seed

Your foul seeds will never hit the master of the sky
Red Baron attack again.

Go Bill Nye

Red Baron peck

Red Baron you don't need to get so angry.
I don't need your pity! Go Rager!
*sigh* Whatever Gary, Jack it's your turn again,

syot tsum eb evarb
Jack spark

Trodgor you're the last one left, don't you dare fail me!
Thumbs it's your turn.

Thumbs use Magnitude

There. Now leave me alone Gary.


I don't care what you just caught!


*sigh* Want part of leave me alone do you not understand!


You mean you have a lot to fail to accomplish, right?
Go to Battor

*sigh* Grumbles, Dad I'll miss you.


Okay in the areas I can get a Growlithe You may suggest names and personalities for it, and whether I should box a team member for it.

In addition I can get an Eevee. You may suggest names and personalities for it (Remember it has D.I.D) You may also vote on what I evolve it into (Note Espeon and Umbreon will probably require the national dex) and whether I should box it or take it on the team

And what pokemon I should get from the game corner I can get one of Abra, Clefairy, Dratini, Scyther, and Porgyon. (Note the later it is, the less likely I can afford it.)

In addition from now on you may suggest that I buy the Game corner tm's to teach to my pokemon They are Ice beam, Iron tail, Thunderbolt, Shadowball, Flamethrower

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Melinda
Red Baron
Thumbs
Jango
Jack
Haddock


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Mayday, mayday. Systems check reveals uncontrolled power surges
Power increasing, maybe now kids will play with me
The goal of any toy is to make the player happy
Even if I'm broken I will dry up your tears
Toys must be brave