Unfortunately, it worked well for my little bro, who started a relationship with one of my crushes just before going to the army and now he's back and they're going steady. Can you tell I'm a bit jealous?

Ironically enough, she is thinking of going to the army as well (though it'll be a few years)... wonder how that will pan out. Oh, but wait... one of my dates is her best friend, and also going to the army... what's wrong with womenfolk these days??? It's not even mandatory for them. XD