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Dave & Clarrisa Buy a House!

Er, right. The first "house". See those airquotes there? Those denote that this is not a house in the traditional red roof, lone chimney, white picket fashion. Nope. It's got an old metal fence alright, as well as a surprisingly well trimmed lawn of viridian green grass and a gravel driveway, but at the end of that driveway is, well, a giant crab.

A mollusk the size of a small mansion looms up from where it sits on the expansive grounds, an ancient beast with a shell as pale and pockmarked from centuries of usage as the surface of the moon, it's filmy, near sightless eyes craning on their stalks to peer down at the two prospective buyers. There's a long, rumbling sound like the grinding of tectonic plates, a gigantic drawn-out "hmm....", before the eyes slide back into their shell and the crab raises a single claw, big enough to chop a car in twain, giving the duo a lazy wave.

It would appear that it likes them!

And now down the drive comes traipsing a tall, gaunt man in a neon white suit, so shiny and new you could almost use it as a mirror, also waving to his new clients as he makes his way towards them. "Hello friends! You would be the ones I talked to on the phone, yes!? So glad to meet you two!"