Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero

[Necroticplague]

*by the gods of probability, i am not allowed to build a gatling gun that fires 10 fingers of death per round
*even if the save DC is 2
*nor can i mount the gatling gun on a wagon
*charging into battle against a dragon, finger-of-death-gun firing madly is considered bad form
*doing the above while screaming, "YOU WILL FAIL EVENTUALLY!!!!!" is right out

on a related note:

*The Law of Large Numbers is not a deity with the darkness, luck,death, life and competition domains.