* I will not learn the Timeport spell just so I can put on a great preformance of "Johnny Be Good".
* My bard will not steal rock 'n' roll music from drow musicians.
* I will not abuse the Planar Shift spell, especially for the purposes of bypassing copyright laws.
* Funny noises are not funny.
* I will not have the party cleric executed by the authorities just in case all of humanity's sins need to be absolved. Especially if the authorities are offering a generous monetary reward.