Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero

[Randomguy]

*Taming Bearthulu to be my mount is right out.

*Am not even to consider training Bearthulu to ride a mouse into battle.


*Warforged don't dream of metallic sheep.
*Sheering metallic sheep doesn't get you steel wool.
*Am not to make a fortune in the steel wool market by putting warforged to sleep.

*Am not to play a crazy cat lady druid.