I'm the guy who records other people's Darwin Awards(there'll be a lot of those in the early zombie apocalypse days...) and later publishes it in a both depressing and hilarious book. Judging from typical scenarios, I might reach a readership of maybe a couple dozen people.

Years ago on this very forum someone said he'd behead zombies with a katana while driving a bicycle, and he was dead serious. That would probably be the winner.