In a zombie apocalpyse

[Hiro Protagonest]

I'm the guy who records other people's Darwin Awards(there'll be a lot of those in the early zombie apocalypse days...) and later publishes it in a both depressing and hilarious book. Judging from typical scenarios, I might reach a readership of maybe a couple dozen people.

Years ago on this very forum someone said he'd behead zombies with a katana while driving a bicycle, and he was dead serious. That would probably be the winner.

How would he deal with them when the gas stations run out or are all infested with zombies?

Now if he had a gun or flamethrower to make hit-and-run shots, and had gotten a group of people to fortify a gas station, that I could see. Although it might be better to get a bike with both pedals and an engine, so that he could get to the zombies without wasting gas, shoot a few, then make a quick getaway.