[Cabaret]
"Uh... no. That's not what I meant. Though I wouldn't say no... I meant, like, a tour! A free tour! Absolutely free! All you have to do is sign this!"
Kal pulls out a piece of paper! With writing on it! Totally not suspicious!
He glances at Dave.
"Uh... nice guy. Sure. And I suppose you'll find out once the show starts, huh?"