In a zombie apocalpyse

[Hiro Protagonest]

I'll be the guy who gets all the girls, food and booze while you others slave away at my bidding.

Or is that job taken?

Seeing as you didn't list any useful abilities, and even if you do have some, you're taking everything for yourself, I'll be the guy who negotiates terms with you with a gun pointed at your heart from point blank range.

"You have two options. I can kick you out with nothing but a spear to fend off the zombies, or I can shoot you right now and make it a quick death. Wait, I''ll be merciful and add a third. You can step down, give us back the food and girls, and get the same share as the rest of us."