Well, the potions splash at the floor. A large hole appears where the liquids merged into toxic acid. Then an odd thing happens. Up in the rafters a voice whispers. Let's see if I can provide a little...illumination! The figure drops a match. In the next second the figure's gone. The match strikes the floor. The kitchen was full of explosive gases and materials. The kitchen explodes. The roof flies into the sky, and the walls blow out into pieces. The rest of the inn catches fire. The noise of the explosion rocks the very ground. The various potions that were stored have magical explosive properties. Mixed with the gas and explosions. They blow up too, causing a firecracker effect. Shrapnel flies around the area.

Metaclock and Turin would hear it.