1. 2012-03-06, 01:38 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #103
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    Default Re: My Little Pony XXXIX: There is no Pegasus Mafia!

    Quote Originally Posted by MCerberus View Post
    Pinkie is an unstoppable campaigner.
    Attends rallies in all 50 states... simultaneously

    Pranks other candidates at joint photo ops.

    Unbeatable in debates thanks to her impregnable "I know you are, but what am I?" defense. Or by getting her opponents to agree to indefensible positions using the "Rabbit season/duck season" gambit.

    The others should just give up now and spare themselves the humiliation.

    Quote Originally Posted by darthbobcat View Post
    Twilight Sparkle loses votes for refusing to buy short ads in print or TV. She mails out "electionpedias," thousand page books with long, rambling arguments about why she should be president.
    Plus her sound bites are all 45 minutes long and incredibly technical. Although this means her opponents can never get a damaging quote to take out of context since nopony understands what she's saying in the first place
    Last edited by Eakin; 2012-03-06 at 01:39 AM.
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