Okay, this was the longest my hair ever got -- this picture is four years old, mind.
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You see, hair can be great as itself, but I just think it's all wrong for the shape of my face.
Meanwhile with an actual professional haircut:
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This is why I am against long hair just because it's long hair. If it doesn't suit you -- and it really doesn't suit a lot of guys who want to rock it -- just say goodbye to the idea and say hello to sharp, snippy reality.