Quote Originally Posted by Lix Lorn View Post
Oooh, that reminds me.

Hey, Lichy!

Think fast... SERENITY INDUCING FLUFFY ANIMAL ATTACK!
(Note that as tactile illusions, they are immune to con drain.)
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*fluffy animal noises*

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*fluffy animal noises*

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Uh-huh.

Illusion V. *creates illusory Brontoscorpio, monitor lizard, weasel and golden eagle*

*watches illusory carnage*

Ah, the magic of nature. A wonderous blend of vicious maulings and dismemberment.

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What? Of course I know a few illusion spells... How do you think I maintain plausible deniability when out on Earth? (I think I may have mentioned it before, in passing.) Now, I'm no expert, I'll grant you... but they do the limited job intended.