Adventure!

"Great work Alfred, we need to set out after these villains immediately, there is no telling what hideous deeds they subject this fair maiden to at this very moment!" Sir Correl exclaims, getting up from the ground. "Where did they go? Could you tell how many they were from the tracks? Horses perhaps?" He/she asks his brave squire.

It suddenly feels like I'm writing a batman comic

[Outside Inside]

"Okay... bi-sexual shapeshifting dragon... you do know that's going to make it harder for you right? Even if you do get the luxury of meeting her first. I'm going to make a whole alternative universe where she will arrive from actually." She sounds strangely excited about this idea.