LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is

[Arachu]

I'm shaving every day now, occasionally twice in a day if I'm going out in the evening or something. I'm getting very bored of it

I actually have to shave my entire body (even the tops of my toes) every day or two to keep myself from itching too much... It's worth it when I'm done, though.

... Hooboy, I must cost a fortune in utilities.

I have a friend who's Persian and has had a full beard since he was twelve or so.
And he managed to accidentally light it on fire once.
*Phone rings*
Me: Yo, 'sup?
Friend: Hey, I just lit my beard on fire.
Me: What!? How?
Friend: You know how you can take a lighter and cup your hand and collect the butane in your hand and then light that on fire and have fire in your hand?
Me: Yeah.
Friend: Well I just tried that with my chin.

... I don't know if I should laugh it, disapprove of or deeply respect that.