Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero

[BlackestOfMages]

-- My players are not to expect to gt something past me by explaining their build as some form of sheep herder.

-- Unless they wan to be facing a higher leveled, btter equiped version of said build, with more lackies as an antagonist.

-- My characters never have authorization to execut plan KFC
-- Or plan buffulo wings
-- Or poultry storm
-- Especially not allowed to refer to this as plan X, or plan X 2.0.
-- ven if they now explode, and are undead.
-- I am not allowed accees to any form of livestock or pets ever again