My Little Pony XL: The Plot Thickens!

[SiuiS]

My wings are so pretty!

Oh I knooooooow~

Oh my. I don't even know how to interpret that, so I choose to simply swoon before you.

A wise choice. I'd follow suit, but clothing always leads to dead ends.

Fun fact: the Royal Vulpine Harem is a 24/7 slumber party.

You get silk 'pajamas' and makeovers and we stay up all night gossiping and swimming.

Mask: Oh gosh! I love slumber parties! This is your best kidnapping yet!

D=

Can I join?

Mask: "See, I was actually thinking about this. I was thinking you'd do something creative. Like, say, get me to say something mean about you, sue me for slander, and then replace my defense lawyer with yourself and charge me exorbitant legal fees, the only escape from which would be to live in your castle of despair. Something so convoluted and so inherently destined to fail that only a genius could make it work. But what I got was getting grabbed when I opened a window to yell at a busker."

Oh yeah, that's right. Get taken to an awesome slumber party and then get mad at the genius for suceeding by not doing the expected. Real mature, Mask. Real mature.

Mask: "I - uh - uh - Sol damnit, yes or no questions, my one weakness - I'm not... unused... to the presence of freaks?"

Working that Lyin angle, huh? You know, the truth could occasionally be thrown out if you later claim it was a lie. Then all bases are covered!

*get shown the forum's April Fools update*

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...I think I'm crying in joy, you guys....

I know right? Totally turned around an otherwise totally ****ed day. <3