My Little Pony XL: The Plot Thickens!

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Can I join?

Mask: "Sure, keep my seat warm while I'm gone."

Oh yeah, that's right. Get taken to an awesome slumber party and then get mad at the genius for suceeding by not doing the expected. Real mature, Mask. Real mature.

Mask: "If your date got you to bed without taking you see a dinner and a movie first, you'd feel cheated too."

Working that Lyin angle, huh? You know, the truth could occasionally be thrown out if you later claim it was a lie. Then all bases are covered!

Mask: "Happily, I'm feeling fairly indiscriminate in my deceptions lately, so I could just be pretending to be romantic and sensitive. Acting like I'm hesitantly not lying is as much a lie as not lying. Great, huh?"

EDIT: WHY DO I HAVE TO GO TO WORK WHEN THE INTERNET IS THIS GREAT