Dave's Free Clinic

Well, at least now he'll know not to try the same thing on any vampires that are looking for a cure and choose a free clinic (though I have no idea why they'd try a free clinic for a cure to vampirism).

"Thank you, for everything. We shall bury him on a sunny hill, beneath an apple tree. Or possibly a pear tree. It's nigh impossible to find any tree on our homeworld, and the few that are found were usually people, or have been twisted by magical energies." Like that big dead apple tree that still grew apples, though the apples were suffused with necromantic energies and therefore not very healthy eating unless one wished to become a revenant like Corpse-Face.