Spoiler...less horrifying.
There might be a story in here somewhere. The plot of Chrono Cross involved the AI competing with these draconic gods for control of the world. And the dragons wanted to lead the non human races against mankind. The main characters, naturally, get caught in the middle.
Not sure it should be called the DMV (Department of Aerial Vehicles or Ponies, maybe), but I'd suggest Now Serving Number 20. I heard plenty of similar announcements when I had to renew my license.
By the way, how long did it take for us to almost finish this thread, anyway? I could swear we were only halfway done a day ago.
Isn't that the concept behind the game Nobilis?