She's the herald of a goddess, dedicated to mischief and shipping! He's a schizophrenic Australian with a crippling addiction to powdered unicorn horn and a hat! They write pony fics!
Schizo sounds better than "multiple personality disorder," I know they aren't really the same thing
8 days for the first 25 pages and 3 days for the last 25, to give you some idea of the rate of acceleration.