Beach Party
Ulfeg walks down onto the beach, a bucket and shovel in hand. His shirt is off and the orange tattoos that cover his arms and chest stand out slightly. He immediately goes to work gathering wet sand and sculpting it. At first it just looks like a big pile of sand but it slowly takes shape, becoming a large bust of Moff. Ulfeg figures one way to earn a wristband and with it free ale is to kiss Moff's proverbial butt.