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[Beachside]

The lifeguard better be quick about it, because out on the ocean, someone is fishing for sharks! In a tiny little coracle. With their bare hands. While wearing full plate armor.
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Yes, it is Johannes.

His sharp hearing hears the wave crash against the shore in the distance. His keen, eaglelike eyes spot Moff 101 getting swept away out to sea by the undertow. His Manly, heroic instincts decide that action must be taken! Dropping his bucket of chum into the water that is by now churning with shark fins, he stands quickly, heedless of the dangerous tilting of his coracle as he dives, in full plate armor, to save Moff! Needless to say, he is an exceptionally good swimmer.
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...what?