Because drow are one of the few races where I just cannot force myself to ignore the WotC fluff—and I hate the WotC fluff on drow. It's so dumb. Part of it, admittedly, may be due to the fact that my friends and I have this whole thing with drow . . . we have a specific voice we use, and this whole big stereotype that goes along with it . . . but goddammit, it's all backed up by the execrable WotC fluff, which we have to mock to survive. So yeah, I don't care if you're a goody two-shoes out to slay all the Drizzt clones in the world or a cackling spider-humping Lolthian, a drow's a drow, and I can't stand 'em.