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Reader Poll for #850
The Order vs Tarquin! There probably won't be enough time for either side to win, but who do you think will have the advantage by the time that the rest of the Guild intervenes? OotS or Tarquin?
Tarquin, most definately, if we're going by the OotS' history in fights. What normally happens is that their opponents have the advantage right up until the final blows, at which point the OotS pulls some cockamamie solution out of their collective sphincter and it happens to work. The rest of the Guild, or Team Evil, or Draketooth Revenants, or someone, will intervene long before the final blows between Tarquin and the OotS are about to be struck.

Round 1, Match 6
"See, the first lesson of being 18-inches tall is: Find someone more powerful than you are, and glue your lips to their ass."

VS

"I know lots of tricks that'll help him get over it. Maybe we'll do some of them on top of your corpse."


They're both contemptable and fairly one-dimensional, but at least Sabine's not simply a clueless mook who thinks she's smarter than she really is. Unlike Qarr.