I like alignment

[Snowbluff]

But they aren't any more proficient in them than normal people, by RAW, so they just happen to hit people to death, they don't have any special training on how to hit people.

Nope. You aren't armed when striking someone unless you have this feat. FOr the most part, only Monks can be kicked out of places for being armed all of the time, cuz they are. Armed. With themselves. The only weapon they can't drop. Paladins can kill them because they are never unarmed... wai-

I'd like to point out that you probably just figured out the big problem with monk. Their 'special training' consists of waving their arms a little faster, hurting their chance to hit 'Flurry of Blows'.