So, does that mean you're ~10% undead? /rimshot
This is going to be as quick and dirty as quick and dirty solutions get, but for D&D you might want to give them and your NPCs one of the Exalted defensive specials as a 1/encounter power (not necessarily a perfect defense, but something that can effectively mitigate an attack). That way neither the players nor the NPCs get instantly obliterated in the first round of combat.
Closing applications would require that I officially open applications, which I totally haven't-
Duly noted, applications accepted.
I'm going with
-spent all my Magic card money on the OotS kickstarter and haven't bought any cards at all this spring.
You mean books. Multiple. We do not pursue a cheap hobby.
Okay, time out. I just want to set the record straight.
I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. This time.