64 Times the Harvesting: Let's Play Harvest Moon 64

[TheLaughingMan]

I think I already voiced the nomination for the horse to be Epona

You're basing this branding entirely on the idea that our steed is a mare, mind you.

If it's a stallion, he shall be christened Agro, Slayer of Giants, and all the beasts in all the land shall fear the might of his jerky controls.

So it is written, so it shall be maybe I hope.