Worst thing you've ever read

[Kaun]

The Harry Potter series - my wife said i wasn't allowed to make fun of the movies because i hadn't read the books which were much better! I got through the first three before i decided making fun of the movies wasn't worth the pain.

I now just remain respectfully quiet when she is watching one.

Edit: I should add i know i have read worse books but none of them spring to mind.