Elemental's Excitingly Excellent Random Banter: No.CLXXVII (177)

[Mutant Sheep]

Ah yes, the Cemetarians, totally one of them. The funny thing is that this slip of the tongue happens a lot, so we joke that there's some enigmatic Cemetarian order that tends to graveyards which commonly get mixed up with us.

Yes, the Cemetarian monks are actually quite devout. They don't do CHANTS, per say, but some really really insane metal scenes. And Thriller. (April's Fools though, tell us stories of the cemetery, dear Dragonprime. TELL US!)

Bah, I can be a flirtatious as I want.

Ladies...

Hah, straight celibate dead cemetarian is trying to flirt. *is running out of ways to put you down now*

Well being dead generally implies celibacy, short of some really unsettling circumstances.

Well, I THINK it pretty much makes having kids be impossible. But then theres the clone thing, and thats just lacking in proper terminology.

OK OK I WILL!

...Good. Working for Winsconsin politicians is a terrible way to spend your 20's. Staying in the cemetery also keeps you away from your family, who wish you'd stay further away.