A Magical World War, or What if Voldemort had won?

[Avilan the Grey]

Ravenclaws: "I had to study . . . What drinks had the highest alcohol content! Let's get wasted!" The true wild-things; a minority to be sure, but get them out of their shell and they'll make everyone else feel sober in comparison.

Heh, for some reason I think of that line from TBBT: "There comes a time when a girl is tired of waking up on a strange futon with a bunch of guys she doesn't know"