Murphy's Law 8: College? What About It?

[SamBurke]

Why oh why did I say Friday? How am I going to do all this without a tablet?

Bro, it's OK.

You can take a little more time off if you need it.

Getting a 4.00 grade average is definitely more important than us.

As a note: YES. I KNOW SHE'S A GIRL.

That dispute happened last time I said "bro." I use it indiscriminately.