@ LOTRfan: That was pretty amazing, although like Magtok, I feel like it'd be better if I had context. Still, good job. It's not easy to really write things from the perspective of someone like that.
@ Magtok: Well, both parts were pretty amusing, in a grim, bloody dark comedy sort of way. Who would have though the afterlife of a MagClone would be this entertaining? And that's bearing in mind I'm not a fan of D&Desque afterlives.

Anyway, looks like the prevailing opinion is that I should write more goblins. I guess I'm better at gruesome war stories than personal drama.