Forcing Magnets together against their will. Works. You damage their magnetism if you bind them that way long term though.

Durian: Smells like stale artificial vanilla. If you've ever had the displeasure to experience the stench of rotting durian shells(combined with rotting saliva, maybe), it can really put you off. I've been told I used to eat durian a lot when I was younger, but I have no memory of ever willingly eating durian.

Dragonfruit: It's like a Kiwi, but sweeter. And stains your hands red. OUT DAMN SPOT!