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Magtok sighs, and would probably tear his hair out right now if he had any to rip off his scalp at all.
"Okay, here's what we're going to do. I'm going to develop a prototype thingy, and you're going to be gracious enough to volunteer to have it installed in your ear. I can practically guarantee nothing will go wrong, but it'll still seem like you took some sort of risk by volunteering yourself for science to help AMEN. Sound fair?"
I'm sure you can trust him, Cat Burglar! He's a high-ranking member here, that means he's totally trustworthy! It's not like this is an association of evil, nefarious, or malevolent people or anything like that, right?