Questionable Content 5: Suffers Occasional Outbreaks of Butt's Disease

[Comrade]

If the next strip does NOT show Pintsize with two phones, I will be very surprised. Neither Marten or Faye even had drunk bubbles in the last strip, so they probably aren't drunk enough to be sending messages like that.

What with all the horrifying, mind-shattering, morally reprehensible things Pintsize could do with two phones, this probably wouldn't even cross his mind.