Jeez, stop having fun guys! This parody of a character in a webcomic made by an insane man doesn't conform to the very specific characterization of the character it's making fun of! There's no way the joke can be funny unless it fits the canon 100%. I mean, there's no way the green space troll would ever ask the blue space troll for help, because I know they hate each other even though it's never specifically stated.