"Well, they're dangerous to me! But I'm not a bunch of wandering weirdos. Heavily armed wandering weirdos. But they mainly throw darts and run after me with shanks. Aim's lousy. But I can't go out at night any more, since they're sneaky."
"Sure, if you help get my turkeys back or chase off the little blue guys I'll throw you some healing potions that didn't come out right. They work fine, I mean, healing and all, but they taste gross is all. That's what I get for not using enough fangberries. Geh, what I wouldn't give for more of those..."