"'Elvish barbeque' is what happens when the Quessir send one of their Evokers to deal with an orc invasion and then go home for the evening." - Elmah Dryearghymn, an elven Evoker, as depicted to the leftD&D is the only game I can think of (with the possible exception of Calvinball) where the only way to lose is by playing to win.