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AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

A swirling pixelated portal spirals open in the ceiling! But instead of klaxons blaring and bright flashy lights flashing and some weird inexplicable encounter being disgorged through the rift a recliner chair is spat out.

With a very surprised looking young man sitting on top of it.

Clad in modern attire, a green jacket, khaki pants, unremarkable shoes, and a cheap fedora. On the tall side of things, though not overly so. A mess of brown hair sticks out from under his hat here and there. He looks just a weeeee bit out of place. WAY too normal.

Give him about a week before the Nexus blargs strange all over him.

He glances around the tavern.

"Okay, let's see. A goblin. A robot. Some... kind of Lovecraft-style monster?"

Zee waves at him cheerfully.

"Animal person. 'nother animal person. Surly dwarves. Space marine. Knight in shining armor. Sapient talking winged pickle. ...is that a flumph?"

He blinks, takes off his hat, and scratches at his head a bit.

"Welp. Whatever meds they have me on right now must be pretty amazing."
He might also notice the half-drowess in the rather skimpy leather catsuit-esque outfit who happens to be peering at him with bemusedly curious interest!