*Fails, at forum roller, goes and rolls 4 dice*
4,1,3,10. One success. It appears that I will not suffer any kind of moral degeneration for understanding Thanqol...this time.
Then why would it kidnap you?
The best part is how everybody in MM treats the crazy possessed mask thing like its totally normal. Majora's mask plus moon falling, totally crazy insane weirdness, but all the other magical masks are just a part of daily life.