Zeta is the most powerful computer ever built...Capable of redesigning reality!
Eat me? What are you little hag thing?
You care about miners...they needed jobs...a few were women...slaughtered...aww...
Oranges? Make lemonade!
I DM! So, if you feel a need to play, message me stuff! And if you are in a game with me, plot onwards!
Spoiler: Haldavar the Red, by Orestes the Bard.
"Hear now of Haldavar, whose unholy spell
Eclipsed the moon, and shook the Hells!
Yes, hear of Haldavar with beard of snow,
With tottering footsteps, with wrinkled brow.
Oh fell Haldavar, whose wicked art
Could cloak the foulness of his lustful heart."