Zeta is the most powerful computer ever built...Capable of redesigning reality!
Eat me? What are you little hag thing?
You care about miners...they needed jobs...a few were women...slaughtered...aww...
Oranges? Make lemonade!
Spoiler: Haldavar the Red, by Orestes the Bard.
"Hear now of Haldavar, whose unholy spell
Eclipsed the moon, and shook the Hells!
Yes, hear of Haldavar with beard of snow,
With tottering footsteps, with wrinkled brow.
Oh fell Haldavar, whose wicked art
Could cloak the foulness of his lustful heart."