One million dollars. What the hell would we do with oranges?
Honestly, I think you're selling yourself a little short, guy. The key ingredient for an unstoppable super-whatever, being bought by a guy with more money than are grains of sand in Beachside, and you'd throw it away for only a million?
I'll give you ten million for it.
"Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy."