PairO'Dice has all the best coming out stories.
Is it just me, or do kobolds seem to fill a "whatever" slot? Ogres are big, tough, unintelligent; goblins are small, green, and some type of crafty; kobolds are... whatever the world needs. Stupid mining ratpeople, brilliant trapbuilding mini-dragons, multiheaded dogpeople...?
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