I finally worked up the courage to ask out this incredibly attractive girl I know who is moving away in several days. I figured that it's the last opportunity I'd have to proven myself not craven, so why the hell not, right? Much to my surprise she accepted and seemed really excited about it. We planned to get dinner on the water at a semi-fancy type restaurant in the downtown area, and were texting casually for about the last week.

We were supposed to meet at 6pm. It's 8:13pm. I think she stood me up.