Relationship Woes and Advice 22: In Which Two Problems Prevent Each Others' Solution

[noparlpf]

The chasteness of a kiss is determined by three factors:
Location. A kiss on the forehead is different from a French kiss is different from a kiss on the neck.
Duration. A .5-second peck is friendly. A drawn-out 5 or 6-second smooch is flirty.
Cultural mores. It's not uncommon where I'm from for girls to kiss their friends, guy or girl, on the cheek or even on the side of the mouth as a simple greeting. Kind of like how bonobos have all sorts of sexual bidness going down on a regular basis.

Five or six seconds sounds like more than "flirty" to me. But okay.


AtlanteanTroll: I think another option would be to ask whatserface directly if what you heard is accurate.