"An attempted arrow in the leg can be a powerful deterrent. Don't you think? Every time we try to return home, he fires at us until we retreat." The man starts to limp towards Eophyn, a smile on his face.
"An attempted arrow in the leg can be a powerful deterrent. Don't you think? Every time we try to return home, he fires at us until we retreat." The man starts to limp towards Eophyn, a smile on his face.
Kitten: *bats around a mini a few times*
DM: "Ok, it looks like Fluffy...err, 'The Tarrasque'...Full Attacks the Cleric"
Cleric: "Full attack my a**, that was just two claw attacks!"
Kitten: *starts gnawing on the mini*
Cleric: "...nevermind."