GitP Dwarf Fortress Succession Game 4: Dwarves on Patrol

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Waiter, I'll have your most dangerous monster, stuffed inside your second-most dangerous monster!

Vwell monsieur, today ve have a most delightful meal for you. Ve vill start off with a nice brisk appetizer of sauted stoat with a finely minced desicated raven and shaved ice chutney. You vill notice good sir how it still attempts to move about and attack despite being thouroughly dismembered, dessicated, and decapitated? Such a delicacy. This will of course be followed by a light quarry bush salad with chopped plump helmets and a fine glaze of dwarven syrup dressing. The next course is the soup of course, a masterwork crem de la egg, with the cream coming from the highest quality source: purring maggots, and the eggs from our own blue peahens, freshly laid. The main course is the forgotten roast. The horrifying husk of Cuthefi, spun round with his own webs, the brimstone flavor combines with the rhythmic undulations to be the most exceptional dining experiance you will ever undergo. For desert, we have candied crundle chunks sprinkled over a yak-millk cheesecake.
For drinks we have dwarven wine, rum, ale, and beer. There is also a list of imports from the humans and elves if you wish to go over it. For the first three courses, I recommend the dwarven rum, with dwarven wine for the main course, and some nice beer to go with the desert.

This is a masterful dwarven five course meal, all craftsdwarfship is of the finest quality. It menaces with spikes of zombies, and is encircled with bands of the undead. On the meal is an image of a dwarf and a zombie being crushed under a drawbridge. The dwarf and zombie both look terrified.