Mercenary Pen's Meticulously Planned Machine of Prose Random Banter #182

[MoonCat]

Don't worry, I wasn't either

I'm interested!

Nope, I already had a claim on you by then.

Okay, so the group of Intellectual Emotionally Withdrawn *******s who I lunch with regularly are all boys, and I'm the only girl besides Black Star who hangs out with them. I tend to walk in and say random stuff when I join them at lunch (I'm basically the only one who gets school lunches, so I am always a few minutes late to their conversation.), so one day I sat down and was all like:

MoonCat: Guys, guys! I have an awesome idea!
(dubious looks all around)
EWA #1: Okay... what is it?
MoonCat: Y'all are now officially my harem!!! ^.^
(there is silence for a few seconds)
(EWA #2 chokes of his lunch)
EWA #3: What... did you just say?
EWA #1: I think she said harem...
EWA #4: Oh god, I thought I imagined that
EWA #5: Well, I''m going to leave now. (doesn't leave)
EWA #2: Did you really just say that?!?
MoonCat: Yup! so, who's in for it!

Lunch then continued as normal (by which I mean we argued about homework, insulted eachother, and made me feel rather left out.), and technically, they never said no.

Doesn't quite work that way, as I recall.

Recruited, kidnapped, same thing.